The Interwebz. A hazard for all nerds.

Ah the internet meme. So many of them, so little battery power on my laptop...

These memes are the root of all evil when there is something else to be done. From the insanity wolf, to the trolls, to the demotivational poster, these memes are hours of entertainment, usually when you least need it.

I think that constraint must be shown in order to lead healthy lives. We are in a state of delusion, that we choose to spend countless hours scowering the web for a picture of Charlie Sheen with a funny caption.

We must stand united against the meme, or the meme will rule us all.

HAHAHA im just joking. While i agree with the fact that memes can waste time, i actually think most of them are pretty funny, and well worth the time. Some are quite tasteless, i will admit, while some are just so stupid, you cant help but send it to all of your friends!

Now im  not going to stand here and preach about the meme overdose, because I too am addicted. In fact, I am unfortunately going to be labeled as an instigator, as I have begun to CREATE memes for fun.

I am not on the hard stuff yet, but it is probobaly only a matter of time. I have begun with the POKEMON KID, and will probobaly begin rage comic-ing in the near future.

NOW, as if you needed to waste more time, heres a peek at some of the memes I have created.

DISCLAIMER: SOME OF THESE ARE TASTELESS. SOME MAY OFFEND YOU. GET OVER IT.

Upcoming Fantastic Bloggations (which is not a word)

I am currently building a top 10 list.
I have some ideas for some revies that I would like to do.
But for now, I will discuss something completely different.
The Performing Arts in our public schools.
Now I may not look it, but I was an active participant in both my athletic program AND my  music program in high school, a hybrid, if you will. Now, i don't pay that much attention to the news, but when i do, its usually something that catches my attetion. It seems as though Frederick County Public Schools are cutting their budget down, and the Performing Arts are in line for the chopping block. I want to know why. Why are art and music so much more in jeopardy than athletics? Is it because we dont sell tickets to weekly performances? Or because we aren't as well known? I say NAY to this proposisition of cutting music! I am a singer, I am a performer, and I am a strong supporter of the arts. So, if they want to move on without music, then I am moving in to stop them. LONG LIVE THE ARTS!

Rant #1. Completed.

Welcome to the Coaches' Desk

Confused yet by the title? Don't be. You will understand momentarily. My name is Shawn Jordan, and I am the future Head Coach of the Chicago Bears.

Before you start thinking I'm crazy, think about it. I've strived my entire life for that dream. Why waste 18 years of dreaming. It'll take time, but it'll happen.

But enough about me, let's talk about me! Hmm, let's start with the basics. I am 18, 6'4", 275 lbs. I'm normally the loud one, talking and laughing with my peers. Basically, I like to have fun! Life is far too short to be bored. The best part is, I found a novel concept! I AM HAVING FUN! WITHOUT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL! Take that, Society!

Oh, by the way, I'm crazy. Just letting you know. Heh, if you are planning on following this blog, you better be prepared for the most random posts, strangest phrases, and crazy rants.

This blog is TECHNICALLY for my Intro to Media class, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna brush this sucker off. This blog belongs to me. And I will use the web to unleash my army of random posts, ensnaring readers and slowly melting your brains! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Believe me now? I am beyond a doubt going to blow you away with my insanity! Or scare you away! That works too!

And now, I leave you with a picture of the Lombardi Trophy, which in due time will be in my possesion!

Peace, Love and Football, y'all! Buckle up, cuz it's time to PARTY!